Mother's Day :Job application

Today I found the most demanding job that requires half of the Persons life time and only a select few in this world  are cable of completing it.

JOB APPLICATION:
This job requires you to be on your feet almost 24 hours of the day constantly running around ,bending overage  giving it your all.
It requires that you are on call  with no breaks.
Must have a degree in finance, culinary arts , and medicine.
They must give the associate full attention when present .
Be able to work in a chaotic environment
 They will be no vacations and during the holiday seasons the job requires you to work more.
Working 365 days a year even when sick.
This job gives no pay and is soully doing this from the heart .
Can only eat after the associate is finished .
Currently many people around the world hold this position ....MOMS. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there!!! They meet every requirement